daddy? you want daddy?
d-d-DON'T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
ob rewatch: 1x02 Instinct
The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday
no not a bra good lord
(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker, via pinstripes-and-bowties)
Send me a cup of coffee.
Describe your usual morning routine.
Impersonate one of your friends.
Name two things you think go well together and why.
List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Confess the most recent crime you committed.
Make the weirdest face you can.
Describe your ideal wedding.
Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
Name one of your guilty pleasures.
List two of your dream travel locations and why.
Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
Describe an incident when you tried something new.
I would give anything,
My heart, my soul, my life,
Just to take it all back,
And set things right.
I know where I went wrong.
I know what's wrong with me.
I know what I've become.
I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy, so if I didn’t understand that I was being asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest, kindest, wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
(Source: downeyist, via morgrana)
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
Dean Winchester + seeing Sam with girls
(Source: bloodysams, via colinmorgasms)
come pour yourself all over me
(Source: deanpendragon, via pratarthur)